September 2011
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Virtual Lo Show
It happened.
It was awesome.
We were great. #VideLO
It got a little risque…
But that’s just what happens
#LoShow
August 2011
57 posts
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Now that you're another year closer to 25
Our best friend Ryan O’Connell has alerted you/us/the entire world to things he will stop doing at 25.
I say, you take these next years, O, and do all these things bc the fun stops (and/or begins) at 25.
Synopsis:
Stop being shocked by the fact that your peers are getting married - But are we there yet?
Start “owning” your flaws - I mean, if we had flaws
Note: getting older means...
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O Happy Day!
It is O’s bday!!
In honor of this glOrious day, here is a compilation of someecards that, when added up, amount to the best birthday card ever!
And finally, may you be so fabulOus that eventually your amazingness elevates us to this level and/or turns us into the best sisters in the world:
YOUDDA BESTEST!
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Our Favs: Sayings Edition
Can you say New Installment?? New Installment.
So now that you’re officially hooked on phonics, aka the Lo Show, we’re going to give you an inside look our lives and how we live so fabulously. This way, you can now officially begin your dedicated transformation and become us. SO EXCITE!
Here is a working list of our fav sayings:
Disclaimer: You could judge us for these, but...
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We Might Take Legal Action
Ok TC - we may bow down to you and syndicate your articles on the reg, but we give credit where credit is due.
#coughHINTcoughWTF
Yeah, sure, “Buy wing at the Louvre. Fill with self-portraits” is a good one, but you ain’t got nothin’ on our Richer than God and Willow versions…nothin’
We’re mad at you. Consider this your first warning.
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LO's hypothetical Google alerts
When I’m not thinking about baby monkeys riding on pigs or figuring out reasons not to go to the gym, I like to think hypothetically about what Google alerts I would sign up for if I had all the time in the world to just check my Google alerts.
1. Anything about the shifting of astrological signs. This really caught me off guard the first time they changed it up and I need to be more...
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The Lo Show Preps for our Bala-ing
On Saturday, we are going to a Bala (aka Ball and Gala hybrid). Don’t ask why it’s both, just know it is.
And we’re going to get PRETTY!
Pretty dressed up
Pretty looking
Pretty drunk
Pretty everything
SO to prepare, this is what needs to happen, brought to you by our fav, Thought Catalog
Exactly What Your Girlfriend Needs To Hear While Getting Dressed For An Important...
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WatchTHE LO SHOW NEEDS MORE COWBELL
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If I were richer than God + Willow Smith + O
I would steal Ryan Gossling for life but let O keep Emma Stone as a condolence.
#itson
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If I were richer than Willow Smith
I don’t like to throw religion around, so I’m going to post about what I would do and how I would do it if I were richer than a 10 year old.
1. Quit my job to become a recreational nail-polish-color-creator-and-namer.
2. Buy a summer home in Argentina and pay Argentine pool boys to live there.
3. Own the phrase “William got it wrong if you ask me / If it was me I woulda...
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Earthquake Devastation is Real →
The Lo Show is here for you DC.
We also had one last night, so we are here for SF too.
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If I were richer than God...
These are the things I would do & buy:
I would buy Burberry Group PLC - as in Burberry’s holding group
I would have car service, for everywhere (SF, Tahoe, London, Egypt, the plains of South Africa) or boat service should it be required (The Greek Islands, Bora Bora…you get the picture)
A fleet of planes and helicopters so that I can get to the top of a mountain and across the...
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The Lo Show Brings You, "Seeming Down to Earth" →
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One is sometimes the loneliest number
But have no fear! There is a solution to this problem if you want one.
Apparently there’s a dating service, called spoondate, entirely based off of food cravings.
Internal dialogue:
Get out of TOWN!
Right??
Food + a date?
Amaze.
Totes.
Now, if I were considering enlisting the help of a service to get a date, I would definitely consider this one.
Let’s see if I eventually...
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“me: on a scale from 1-10 how over it are you
Olivia: 1 or 10 being the most...”
– Lo Show
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Finally, a study that proves that wasting time is...
Huzzah!
Since 90% of us apparently screw around on the Internet at work, at least now we have empirical proof that we’re better workers as a result.
Keep this for the rainy day when your boss threatens to fire you because s/he caught you wasting time!
Proof.
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lo point: between a rock and a hard place
Today, the only jobs I can come up with are:
A prostitute
A stripper
An exterminator
Additional sayings to express my dire situation that only O will understand:
At the bottom of the river
Past the the point of ‘wackness’
Not even Thought Catalog is funny
Not even coffee and exclusive footage of Kim Kardashian’s wedding is helping…
:(
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An Open Letter to Mondays
Dear Mondays,
I truly dislike you. Everyone truly dislikes you. I mean, have you ever heard someone say, “Thank God it’s Monday!” The answer is, no, no one.
You’re actually such a bad day that you oftentimes pollute Sunday nights. Sundays are supposed to be about true relaxation, sunshine (or at least less fog in SF), brunch, and laziness. But then rolls around Sunday...
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Q of the Night
Do I need another wedge?
Yes??!!??
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Just a little Sunday night humor
It’s great to know that people like this exist out in the world:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sha/2549849730.html
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Satuday mornings =
Hangovers.
“You know when you get to the point where you’re so drunk off sangria that you start eating the fruit, I was there last night” - AH
“I’m so hungover I’m afraid to go back to sleep”
Woof.
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WatchLo Show cannot be contained
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Lo Show, friends + a silly mouse
we’re all going to play! are you??
things to expect: neon, craziness, centipede-ing, and maybe bedazzled faces
BOOM
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TGIF
If you’re like the Lo Show, you had a rough week.
Hours logged for L: incalculable
Hours logged for O: painful ones
So, now that it’s finally Friday, let’s PARTAY!
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Philippe HalsmanJump via Laurence Miller Gallery
-L&O
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a LO PO
Sometimes my experiences and emotions are most accurately conveyed via poetry. How great is the word ‘via’ by the way? It’s like, no one really uses it correctly, but people use it all the time. Like the word chagrin. What really is to your chagrin, Olivia?
Moving on. LO went on a lunchtime excursion today, to far away places like The Bank and The Starbucks. A few things...
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Smooth Operator
So this morning, while driving to work, I used attempted to use my Voice Dialing to call my mom.
This is what happened:
L: Call Home…*cough*
Phone: Calling Hot Man
….
L: Wait what? No, call HOME. Bah!
Then a scuffle ensued. It went like this:
While reaching for my phone to cancel my call to this mysterious Hot Man, I fumbled. Phone to the floor, L to the floor, reaching,...
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The world according to Vince
Is a fabulous, gLamOrous world that involves luxurious clothes and stresses the importance of fur and leather.
Come to mama
Goal: live 100% in the Vince world.
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hOLy mackerel!
Here is our chance to re-live OsL!!
Deadmau5 for HalLOween? NO BRAINER.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/Deadmau5-tickets/artist/1221074
Costume prep starts now.
What will you be?
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LOoking Good Harry →
Another Happy Hump Day to YOU!!
#LoLovesHarry #LoAlsoLovesPippaHintHintHarry
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And then the gods said: →
We love you Lo Show.
And we said:
Missoni for Target?? You shouldn’t have.
But since you did, we’ll take two of everything :)
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The Lo Show Does Late Night
You know it’s bad when it’s 11pm and your desk still looks like this.
It’s worse when the delivery guy gives you 14 sets of plastic silverware and there is only two of you eating.
Le sigh.
-L
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ceLebratiOn!!
The Lo Show has turned 1 week today!!!
Time flies right??
And even though we are just a baby of a blog, we’re going to celebrate our week-iversary like it’s 1999!
#SorryForFiesta-ing #ActuallySorryTheLoShowAintSorry
One week of holding it down is a BIG deal. Remember when you were in middle school and you had your first boyfriend and you celebrated one week because time moved so...
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Reasons not to go to the gym
Original reasons:
Additional reasons:
4. The gym clothes I brought with me aren’t cute
5. At this hour, the people watching is subpar
6.
c/o cafepress
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lo point
the O in the LO show is getting sentimental today with this quote. coming down from the all-time-high that was outside lands, it’s important to remember what else makes you happy when you’re not dancing around like a beach ball in a hurricane for 3 days in golden gate park. so until osl 2012, remember just this:
The world is not there to please you. It’s up to you to please...
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Post OSL got the Lo Show feelin like woah
Post OSL, O is feelin like..
Post OSL, L is feel like..
HAPPY MONDAY!
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Spotted: Kim Kardashian at Outside Lands?
On Saturday, I saw Kim Kardashian and Outside Lands
…Wait, she was a fake Kim??
Awkward.
Reasons why this was awkward:
1. We were at Outside Lands…just saying.
2. There’s not much difference between her outfit and Kim’s:
3. Her boyfriend was wearing this:
I mean, I’m not judging - I’m just a little confused.
Actually, I’m judging.
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“I don’t even really know what that means it’s so southern”
– Steve, in response to a quote from Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta
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LOot: the only way to get un-angry
Yesterday Lo shopped to get un-angry. Then we tweeted about it.
Nothing was actually purchased, which explains my current state.
But tonight, me and my credit card are going to get everything frivolous and fabulous. I’m going to shop my way to joy. Ready??
First items on my list:
DVF
Kate Spade
Shop Bop
I feel better already :)
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Appropriate Responses To Being Rejected
I was recently shut down…by a man…via email…
I mean, yes, it was work related and actually had nothing to do with me, but it still hurt.
I think I’m handling the sting of rejection really well though. Here are some emails I drafted in response to having a virtual door slammed in my face:
Draft A
Dear you,
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. WE ARE SO OVER. TALK TO YOU...
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WatchThings that come to mind while watching this video: true LOve, prune, & total ingeniousness.
Thanks, MK & A, you’re the best.
-L
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To Outside Lands Lo Go
Last night the Lo Show went shopping for the perfect Outside Lands outfits.
The challenge at hand was figuring out what to wear to the park each day. Questions posed: How does one dress for OL? Do you save the best for Saturday? Sunday? What will @RangerDave be wearing? What if it’s cold? And so on.
Thanks to a trip to the makeup counter, at least we know our lip colors!
O will be...
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LOok of the Day: TWINSIES
Let us preface this by saying this was not planned, we’re just that good.
Today, we are looking HOTTT & identical.
In case you were wondering, the Lo Show is wearing (from top to bottom): Navy blazers, scarves, floral print shirts, black jeans, and Tory Burch Shoes. The only slight difference is that O has her hair in a braid, while L has a bun + a mixed print situation going on.
...
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LOoking Good Gosling →
Lo and Behold: my main man.
Appropriate for hump day, no?
While I let powerpoint work out it’s angsty issues at work, I’m going to blast my new Spotify channel and make good on our #2 promise from our Lo Show list.
#2: List of people we hate
Ryan Gosling and I have a love/hate relationship. This is mainly due to the fact that I love him and he doesn’t love me back, which...
